kking1
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This is Kking1 yet again, your favorite(kinda the only, but thats not the point!) reporter from the Minecraft Addicts server working for K-TV!
Apologies for the inactivity caused due to server updates and management shifts, but that does NOT stop us from our duty, which is bringing the important news, from the top to the people!
There has been earth-shattering events happening all around us while we quietly build our nice houses and pixel arts. No one would have thought that there was one scheming evil genius amidst such a peaceful community.
No one would have ever suspected this individual, oh yes, he is coy indeed. The accent, the "friendly" gestures, the singing on vent, he definitely had you fooled.
The person in question is Yennage indeed. The sly British guy on the server that everyone loves, heading valley, the "sub-par" region.
But there was no way anyone would have guessed just how much lower would this regional manager go, in his thirst for power and server domination.
Yennage along with his assistant that he manipulated into joining him, PrincessJenna formulated a plan. Hmm, how to rise to power...ofcourse by targeting the big guys on the server. Jangles and Static aren't on the server as much, hmm, why not lofp!
Using his aide, Jenna, Yen gained Lofp's confidence, and Lofp seemed a little out of it, he thought that Jenna would ofcourse mean no harm, being all sweet and innocent, and he was coaxed into their plans, and fell into their mind control!!!
Lofp has been transformed into one of Yen's minions!!!!
but the story doesn't end there!
There have been more discoveries made. If you recall, K-TV did an exposition on the love affair between Coffeeplz and Lofp quite a while back, and since Coffeeplz has been missing for a while (wanted for charges of robbing the addicts bank actually).
It seems lofp has moved on, and found solace in Astraeasans arms.
They have been in a long term affair (didn't you ever wonder how Astra became a regional manager?!?) and Lofp found in his bed with Jenna in the bus stop built by Astra with his bear hands, Astra could not bare it!
Being in my super cool hiding spot, right near the bus stop, I was able to get all of the conversation between the people, and guess who showed up finally!
yes, it was Yen, who came in, to explain is kniving schemes and his plan of server domination!
Slowly but surely, you could hear Astra's heart crumble to bits, he could not stop his tears from spilling across the hard concrete half steps of the bus stop floor, but they did not wet a single emotion in Yen's cold hard ruthless heart.
Having ruined the lives of lofp Jenna and Astra, Yens demonic twisted brain still did not have enough, and he doubled over laughing, his diabolic laugh resonating over across the mansions of cloud city.
And as we have seen on the server, Lofp enforced many a people to vote for the valley region, and surprisingly Valley had one of the most votes(ofcourse u make a flag when the banhammer hangs overhead)
Yennage has been plotting and planning, and he even has his own sub thread in the forums, already shows u the extent to which his powers reach!
When he says sub-par region, he isn't lying, is there anything lower that Yennage could do besides take advantage of our poor lofp, Jenna and Astra!!!
This is a sign. It is a sign that our people must unite, and come together against one man, one man who holds limitless power!
But can our combined forces of innocence be able to keep up with the master mind yen who didn't even spare Lofp!!!
Only time will tell, till then, I warn you:
Beware of the ¥en
Apologies for the inactivity caused due to server updates and management shifts, but that does NOT stop us from our duty, which is bringing the important news, from the top to the people!
There has been earth-shattering events happening all around us while we quietly build our nice houses and pixel arts. No one would have thought that there was one scheming evil genius amidst such a peaceful community.
No one would have ever suspected this individual, oh yes, he is coy indeed. The accent, the "friendly" gestures, the singing on vent, he definitely had you fooled.
The person in question is Yennage indeed. The sly British guy on the server that everyone loves, heading valley, the "sub-par" region.
But there was no way anyone would have guessed just how much lower would this regional manager go, in his thirst for power and server domination.
Yennage along with his assistant that he manipulated into joining him, PrincessJenna formulated a plan. Hmm, how to rise to power...ofcourse by targeting the big guys on the server. Jangles and Static aren't on the server as much, hmm, why not lofp!
Using his aide, Jenna, Yen gained Lofp's confidence, and Lofp seemed a little out of it, he thought that Jenna would ofcourse mean no harm, being all sweet and innocent, and he was coaxed into their plans, and fell into their mind control!!!
Lofp has been transformed into one of Yen's minions!!!!
but the story doesn't end there!
There have been more discoveries made. If you recall, K-TV did an exposition on the love affair between Coffeeplz and Lofp quite a while back, and since Coffeeplz has been missing for a while (wanted for charges of robbing the addicts bank actually).
It seems lofp has moved on, and found solace in Astraeasans arms.
They have been in a long term affair (didn't you ever wonder how Astra became a regional manager?!?) and Lofp found in his bed with Jenna in the bus stop built by Astra with his bear hands, Astra could not bare it!
Being in my super cool hiding spot, right near the bus stop, I was able to get all of the conversation between the people, and guess who showed up finally!
yes, it was Yen, who came in, to explain is kniving schemes and his plan of server domination!
Slowly but surely, you could hear Astra's heart crumble to bits, he could not stop his tears from spilling across the hard concrete half steps of the bus stop floor, but they did not wet a single emotion in Yen's cold hard ruthless heart.
Having ruined the lives of lofp Jenna and Astra, Yens demonic twisted brain still did not have enough, and he doubled over laughing, his diabolic laugh resonating over across the mansions of cloud city.
And as we have seen on the server, Lofp enforced many a people to vote for the valley region, and surprisingly Valley had one of the most votes(ofcourse u make a flag when the banhammer hangs overhead)
Yennage has been plotting and planning, and he even has his own sub thread in the forums, already shows u the extent to which his powers reach!
When he says sub-par region, he isn't lying, is there anything lower that Yennage could do besides take advantage of our poor lofp, Jenna and Astra!!!
This is a sign. It is a sign that our people must unite, and come together against one man, one man who holds limitless power!
But can our combined forces of innocence be able to keep up with the master mind yen who didn't even spare Lofp!!!
Only time will tell, till then, I warn you:
Beware of the ¥en
