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Yennage

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Because nobody doesn't like puns!

Thu, 19 Apr 16:00 - Yennage joined the game.
Thu, 19 Apr 16:01 - [build][RM]kking1: yen are u ready?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:01 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: yo king
Thu, 19 Apr 16:01 - [build][RM]kking1: we're only talking in puns
Thu, 19 Apr 16:02 - [build][RM]kking1: and the subject is countries/places
Thu, 19 Apr 16:02 - [build][RM]kking1: so follow the rules, or you'll get a chile reception
Thu, 19 Apr 16:02 - [build][RM]kking1: take your time to think, im not russian you
Thu, 19 Apr 16:03 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: yeah jamaican me crazy with these puns
Thu, 19 Apr 16:03 - [build][RM]kking1: yen id love to goto holland one day
Thu, 19 Apr 16:03 - [build][RM]kking1: wooden shoe?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: yen who was the 5th egyption ruler?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: i would but i'm not zurich if i can afford to go
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: so do u know about the 5th egyptian ruler?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [survival]mk59apr: oh canada
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [survival]mk59apr: you guys are usa less
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: lol
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: mk
Thu, 19 Apr 16:04 - [build][RM]kking1: u tell me
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [build][RM]kking1: about the 5th egyptian ruler
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [survival]mk59apr: no ikea
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [build][RM]kking1: you dont know anything about egypt?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [build][RM]kking1: tut tut tut
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - Player jailed.
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: think it's time for him to Chile out
Thu, 19 Apr 16:05 - [build][RM]kking1: syria-sly
Thu, 19 Apr 16:06 - [build][RM]kking1: is he in jail?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:06 - [build][RM]kking1: can i czech on him?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:06 - [build][RM]kking1: mkay
Thu, 19 Apr 16:06 - [build][RM]kking1: try more puns with countries
Thu, 19 Apr 16:07 - [build][RM]kking1: i know it israeli hard to do it
Thu, 19 Apr 16:07 - [build][RM]kking1: but i know you can
Thu, 19 Apr 16:07 - [build][RM]kking1: norway can you quit now!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:07 - [build][RM]kking1: we have loads of them, lets find samoa
Thu, 19 Apr 16:07 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: Yemen it's really difficult to do
Thu, 19 Apr 16:08 - [build][RM]kking1: i am nepal-ed at your observations
Thu, 19 Apr 16:08 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: kenya think of some more?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:08 - [build][RM]kking1: ooo ooo
Thu, 19 Apr 16:08 - [build][RM]kking1: i got one
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [survival]mk59apr: my karma ran over my dogma
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [build][RM]kking1: *knock knock*
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: who's there?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [build][RM]kking1: india
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: india-who?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [build][RM]kking1: who is india!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:09 - [build][RM]kking1: (in there)
Thu, 19 Apr 16:10 - [build][RM]kking1: no1 laughs :(
Thu, 19 Apr 16:10 - [build][RM]kking1: im ghana retire
Thu, 19 Apr 16:10 - [survival]mk59apr: well that was pretty bad
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [build][RM]kking1: dont say that
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [build][RM]kking1: ukraine't do that!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: Swe shouldn't have used them all up so fast
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [survival]mk59apr: even bad jokes have limits
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [build][RM]kking1: welsh, its done now
Thu, 19 Apr 16:11 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: now when someone makes a comment we've got nowhere Togo
Thu, 19 Apr 16:12 - [build][RM]kking1: animal puns?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:12 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: you must be kitten me!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:12 - [survival]mk59apr: now ewe talkin
Thu, 19 Apr 16:12 - [build][RM]kking1: you see me walking and talking
Thu, 19 Apr 16:12 - [build][RM]kking1: its like poultry in motion
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: you must be havin' a giraffe
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [build][RM]kking1: theres no black and white, theres always shades of graze
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [build][RM]kking1: oh yen nice one, you are so talonted
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: thanks although this is largely ir-elephant
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [survival]mk59apr: trying to think of puns and mining in pvp is dangerous
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [survival]mk59apr: squirrellly even
Thu, 19 Apr 16:13 - [build][RM]kking1: finch join in on the animal puns
Thu, 19 Apr 16:14 - [build][RM]kking1: i heard u have skills, but i know its all lice
Thu, 19 Apr 16:14 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: more than toucan play at this game :)
Thu, 19 Apr 16:14 - [build][RM]kking1: yen i called u last night
Thu, 19 Apr 16:14 - [build][RM]kking1: the lion was busy
Thu, 19 Apr 16:14 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: haha that one gets my seal of approval
Thu, 19 Apr 16:15 - [pve]Finchig: A chicken crossing the raod is pultry in motion?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:15 - [pve]Finchig: poultry*
Thu, 19 Apr 16:15 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: i think finch is trying to make a monkey out of us
Thu, 19 Apr 16:15 - [pve]Finchig: A dog gave birth to puppies at the side of the road, it got a ticket fot littering
Thu, 19 Apr 16:16 - [build][RM]kking1: finch
Thu, 19 Apr 16:16 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: eel be stealing your knock-knock jokes next
Thu, 19 Apr 16:16 - [survival]mk59apr: i like it when my girlfriend takes zebra off
Thu, 19 Apr 16:16 - [build]Finchig: I can't :(
Thu, 19 Apr 16:16 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: haha i bet you can't stop starling when that happens mk
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [build][RM]kking1: way to go mk, u made it hawkward
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [survival]mk59apr: lol
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [build]r_boy33: has anyone built anthing in the oasis region or is it empty? ;/
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [build][RM]kking1: thats when mkay says to his gf
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [build][RM]kking1: dont play koi, you know what i want
Thu, 19 Apr 16:17 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: no, like the other region oasis has builds, it just isn't foal yet
Thu, 19 Apr 16:18 - [build][RM]kking1: thats otter nonsense!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:18 - [build]scottenergybeam: are you guys still doing puns?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:18 - [build][RM]kking1: yes we are :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:18 - [survival]mk59apr: we are really milking it
Thu, 19 Apr 16:18 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: not all the regions are as crow-dedas rivers
Thu, 19 Apr 16:19 - [build][RM]kking1: im feeling sheepish
Thu, 19 Apr 16:19 - [build][RM]kking1: some of the puns were bad, i was forced to grin and bear it
Thu, 19 Apr 16:20 - [build]scottenergybeam: king is the best
Thu, 19 Apr 16:20 - [build][RM]kking1: you mean beast?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:20 - [survival]mk59apr: he's so bat
Thu, 19 Apr 16:20 - [build][RM]kking1: im not, im so good, coz i have on my side...
Thu, 19 Apr 16:20 - [build][RM]kking1: ....the elephant of surprise!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: i don't know about everyone else but i'm having a whale of a time
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [build]scottenergybeam: im going batty
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [build][RM]kking1: we're reverting to sea puns?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [build][RM]kking1: i thought we were fin-ished with those?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: no i clam keep going all night
Thu, 19 Apr 16:21 - [build][RM]kking1: hah i sea what you did there!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: you just keep fishing for more don't you
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [build]scottenergybeam: somthing smell fishy
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [build][RM]kking1: im baiting for you to make your move
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [build]r_boy33: do u guys lyk call of duty - I love cod but it is better with chips ;) does anyone get tht
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: it's ok we aren't anemones
Thu, 19 Apr 16:22 - [build]scottenergybeam: king is a clown fish
Thu, 19 Apr 16:23 - [build][RM]kking1: scott, you octopi my thoughts
Thu, 19 Apr 16:23 - [build][RM]kking1: oh buoy, we've gone too far
Thu, 19 Apr 16:23 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: yeah we gotta stop making waves
Thu, 19 Apr 16:23 - [build][RM]kking1: this is getting too reel
Thu, 19 Apr 16:23 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: i try to stop and you just hook me back in
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [build][RM]kking1: i see no porpoise of doing that!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [build]Finchig: I mean sea-reel-isly
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [build][RM]kking1: i dont know how long we'll contunie, i dont eel like it anymore
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [build]scottenergybeam: lol good one
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [build][RM]kking1: yeah right scott, im shore you are
Thu, 19 Apr 16:24 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: sand that's all folks
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [build][RM]kking1: that one took a dive..
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [build][RM]kking1: water you thinking?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [build]scottenergybeam: that one was clamy...
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [build][RM]kking1: dont be a beach!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [survival]mk59apr: ya, you're fishing now
Thu, 19 Apr 16:25 - [build][RM]kking1: im current-ly the best here :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:26 - [The Addicts]astraeasan: Now you are just shell-fish
Thu, 19 Apr 16:26 - [build]Finchig: It's very bass-ic if you think about it
Thu, 19 Apr 16:26 - [build][RM]kking1: i am NAUT selfish!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:26 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: now you're just crabby
Thu, 19 Apr 16:26 - [build][RM]kking1: i would gill to think of some more
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: yeah i don't see any reason to fin-ish
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: scott imma g-reef your house :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: i think ive lost it
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: i need medical kelp
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: but at this hour?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: it would be a tough sail
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [build][RM]kking1: omg i cant stop, i dont pike it anymore
Thu, 19 Apr 16:27 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: hull probably charge you a fortune
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [build][RM]kking1: i wanna quit, but im not a squidor!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [build][RM]kking1: im sardine to feel im gonna dream about this
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [build]Finchig: I just can't think of any... it's like a mental block
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: don't you mean a mental loch?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [build][RM]kking1: im floundering to find puns now
Thu, 19 Apr 16:28 - [build][RM]kking1: i cant think of any oar
Thu, 19 Apr 16:29 - [build][RM]kking1: its becoming a pain in the bass
Thu, 19 Apr 16:29 - [build][RM]kking1: mk, you need a sense of humor first mate :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:29 - [build][RM]kking1: clam we take a break already?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: you certainly are a jolly rodger king
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [survival]mk59apr: you are both nutters
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [build][RM]kking1: oh so we're on food again?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: no i'd just ham it up
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [build][RM]kking1: why does mk get to choose! thats baloney
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [The Addicts]Finchig: It's just being eggsagerated now
Thu, 19 Apr 16:30 - [build][RM]kking1: im canned
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: that egg one was so cheesy
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [build][RM]kking1: i love cheesy ones, they are grate!
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: oh god i think i'm going crackers
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [survival]mk59apr: keep milkin it guys
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [survival]mk59apr: you'll provide all the cheese we need for our daily protien
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [The Addicts]Finchig: This is get stale
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [build][RM]kking1: i have to mustard the courage to stop
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [build]scottenergybeam: king is the meat and gravcy of this server
Thu, 19 Apr 16:31 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: maybe we should just burn you at the steak and get it over with
Thu, 19 Apr 16:32 - [build][RM]kking1: hush scott, keep marinading your build
Thu, 19 Apr 16:33 - [build][RM]kking1: only thyme will tell
Thu, 19 Apr 16:33 - [build]r_boy33: hi carl - its nice to SEA you
Thu, 19 Apr 16:33 - [build][RM]kking1: dont make me mad at u
Thu, 19 Apr 16:33 - [build][RM]kking1: i'll give you a pizza my mind
Thu, 19 Apr 16:33 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: sm4sh i'm not gonna sugar coat it, flint and steel won't work
Thu, 19 Apr 16:34 - [build][RM]kking1: i love stirfry
Thu, 19 Apr 16:34 - [build][RM]kking1: it comes from all woks of life
Thu, 19 Apr 16:34 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: your use of utensils jokes might get universally pan-ned
Thu, 19 Apr 16:35 - [build][RM]kking1: why do we have so many wars :(
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [build]scottenergybeam: the puns are slowing....
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [build][RM]kking1: so many iraqoncilable differences
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [build][RM]kking1: lets end them
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [build][RM]kking1: im lost now
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: kking i salute you
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: good game sir
Thu, 19 Apr 16:36 - [build][RM]kking1: i dont wanna desert or anything
Thu, 19 Apr 16:37 - [build][RM]kking1: why tank you sir :D
Thu, 19 Apr 16:37 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: kking won that confrontation plane and simple
Thu, 19 Apr 16:38 - [build][RM]kking1: first we were spending thyme
Thu, 19 Apr 16:38 - [build][RM]kking1: now we're killing time?
Thu, 19 Apr 16:38 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: puns have shot up in popularity though
Thu, 19 Apr 16:38 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: some of mine bombed however
Thu, 19 Apr 16:39 - [build][RM]kking1: the server has a pun-gent smell
Thu, 19 Apr 16:39 - [build]AssaultCommand: You know, I once sent ten puns to a pun contest
Thu, 19 Apr 16:39 - [build]r_boy33: There are times wen i want to grief but i no it will BACK-FIRE on me XD
Thu, 19 Apr 16:39 - [build]AssaultCommand: I was hoping they'd win
Thu, 19 Apr 16:39 - [build]AssaultCommand: But no pun in ten did.
Thu, 19 Apr 16:40 - [The Addicts][AD]Yennage: that's a coincidence, i hear kking came first and pun that contest
 
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Just when I thought they were over... they'll never finnish, it takes a ceratin bread to think them up on the spot.
 
Lol. Guys u are so funny. Jamaican me laugh so hard. I have no Ike's where u guys got that from. But that was whale of a time. Oh no it's getting shark. :).
 
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