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this is a little late but still funny. (adults only)

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shadow9198

shadow9198

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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass, and i just settled down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter i sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore an cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on u all and have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD YOU JUST GOT TEXTED UR CHRISTMAS CARD!
 
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