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Recorded hot off the presses from irc from in game chat.
[22:24] sgtsteamy12: as sweet as a dew drop dripping from my lovers brow
[22:24] sgtsteamy12: on a cold frosty morning
[22:24] staticfactory: awww yeah steamy hit the music!
[22:25] sgtsteamy12: *porn star music starts* i start by removing my watch symbolic for letting go of time and relative space
[22:25] staticfactory: *imaging barry white's voice* imagining*
[22:25] jeffvog: *snakes run away*
[22:25] sgtsteamy12: allowing us to forget, in the short time, how the world keeps trying to tear us apart
[22:25] staticfactory: hahaha
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: i pull her closer, her hair falls our of it's bun
[22:26] Godspeedz: oh quit
[22:26] staticfactory: no, no, keep going
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: thats okay... at this point we're transfixed,
[22:26] staticfactory: I'm almost there
[22:26] Godspeedz: u silly geese
[22:26] ekover97: lol static is into this
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: our eyes meet
[22:26] staticfactory: ok, done you had me at meet
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: mine dark blue... hers hazel.. green almost
[22:26] ekover97: done what static?
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: our noses meet and we have the hotest eskimo kiss ever and I'm like YEAHHH XBOX TIME
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: then i play minecraft instead
[22:27] staticfactory: will you marry me steamy?
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: yeah okay
[22:27] staticfactory: wow... that... that was a lot easier than I had assumed
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: i can be very poetic
[22:27] staticfactory: you sure can
[22:27] Agrivane: I can officiate
[22:28] sgtsteamy12: staticfactory was standing there... it was a rainy afternoon but static knew what had to be done
[22:28] staticfactory: outside the liquor no less, store ekover
[22:29] sgtsteamy12: static had a hard day in the diamond mines... battered but not beaten... static decided to call his/ steamy answered the phone. "hello."
[22:29] staticfactory: you're so dreeaaammmyyy, steamy
[22:29] sgtsteamy12: static felt a little moist...
[22:29] lukester247: luke walked into the room right as they were getting it on
[22:29] staticfactory: uhhh, more like SOAKED
[22:30] lukester247: and felt a little confused, but concluded that he liked what was happening
[22:30] staticfactory: from the shower I had to take... from being in the mine all day
[22:30] sgtsteamy12: confusing this moisture with sexual arousal, static failed to realize they were standing in a shallo shallow pool
[22:30] lukester247: then sgt and static had a threesome... apparently static is a hermaphrodite
[22:30] Agrivane: so he pulled out his handy taser!
[22:30] sgtsteamy12: with a russian gymnist
[22:31] staticfactory: oohh those russians steamy, I'm so happy to have met you
[22:31] sgtsteamy12: but it's as though we've known each other all along
[22:32] staticfactory: I can't wait until you're helping me pay down my credit card debt
[22:32] Agrivane: you owe me and the goats for services rendered too, we don't forget.
[22:32] lukester247: static is a gold digger
[22:32] sgtsteamy12: and that's when steamy made the decision to find a prenubtual agreement
[22:32] lukester247: but st doesn't care... he's willingto pay for sex...
[22:32] sgtsteamy12: i would pay for someone to hold my hand
[22:32] lukester247: whoa there. who said that? who said that!
[22:32] ekover97: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND
[22:33] staticfactory: oh man
[22:33] lukester247: I WANNA DO MORE THAN THATTTT! -the story of static and steamy... a love story by many people
[22:33] sgtsteamy12: have i ever told the story of the time i was chased down kettle creep by a honey badger and a bear named timber? *kettle creek*
[22:35] staticfactory: it sounds like a fantastic story steamy
[22:35] sgtsteamy12: ah well i would tell it but a chewies here for me at the door... irl
[22:36] Godspeedz: and i thought i was scared before the....event
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: I feel like I'm cheating on you
[22:36] staticfactory: it's okay, don't speak. just go. just.
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: shhh shhhh
[22:36] staticfactory: go.
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: okay turns and walks into the sunset... feeling like i can now move on with my life. what steamy and static learned that day was that friendship isnt always black and white
[22:37] staticfactory: it's true
[22:24] sgtsteamy12: as sweet as a dew drop dripping from my lovers brow
[22:24] sgtsteamy12: on a cold frosty morning
[22:24] staticfactory: awww yeah steamy hit the music!
[22:25] sgtsteamy12: *porn star music starts* i start by removing my watch symbolic for letting go of time and relative space
[22:25] staticfactory: *imaging barry white's voice* imagining*
[22:25] jeffvog: *snakes run away*
[22:25] sgtsteamy12: allowing us to forget, in the short time, how the world keeps trying to tear us apart
[22:25] staticfactory: hahaha
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: i pull her closer, her hair falls our of it's bun
[22:26] Godspeedz: oh quit
[22:26] staticfactory: no, no, keep going
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: thats okay... at this point we're transfixed,
[22:26] staticfactory: I'm almost there
[22:26] Godspeedz: u silly geese
[22:26] ekover97: lol static is into this
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: our eyes meet
[22:26] staticfactory: ok, done you had me at meet
[22:26] sgtsteamy12: mine dark blue... hers hazel.. green almost
[22:26] ekover97: done what static?
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: our noses meet and we have the hotest eskimo kiss ever and I'm like YEAHHH XBOX TIME
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: then i play minecraft instead
[22:27] staticfactory: will you marry me steamy?
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: yeah okay
[22:27] staticfactory: wow... that... that was a lot easier than I had assumed
[22:27] sgtsteamy12: i can be very poetic
[22:27] staticfactory: you sure can
[22:27] Agrivane: I can officiate
[22:28] sgtsteamy12: staticfactory was standing there... it was a rainy afternoon but static knew what had to be done
[22:28] staticfactory: outside the liquor no less, store ekover
[22:29] sgtsteamy12: static had a hard day in the diamond mines... battered but not beaten... static decided to call his/ steamy answered the phone. "hello."
[22:29] staticfactory: you're so dreeaaammmyyy, steamy
[22:29] sgtsteamy12: static felt a little moist...
[22:29] lukester247: luke walked into the room right as they were getting it on
[22:29] staticfactory: uhhh, more like SOAKED
[22:30] lukester247: and felt a little confused, but concluded that he liked what was happening
[22:30] staticfactory: from the shower I had to take... from being in the mine all day
[22:30] sgtsteamy12: confusing this moisture with sexual arousal, static failed to realize they were standing in a shallo shallow pool
[22:30] lukester247: then sgt and static had a threesome... apparently static is a hermaphrodite
[22:30] Agrivane: so he pulled out his handy taser!
[22:30] sgtsteamy12: with a russian gymnist
[22:31] staticfactory: oohh those russians steamy, I'm so happy to have met you
[22:31] sgtsteamy12: but it's as though we've known each other all along
[22:32] staticfactory: I can't wait until you're helping me pay down my credit card debt
[22:32] Agrivane: you owe me and the goats for services rendered too, we don't forget.
[22:32] lukester247: static is a gold digger
[22:32] sgtsteamy12: and that's when steamy made the decision to find a prenubtual agreement
[22:32] lukester247: but st doesn't care... he's willingto pay for sex...
[22:32] sgtsteamy12: i would pay for someone to hold my hand
[22:32] lukester247: whoa there. who said that? who said that!
[22:32] ekover97: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND
[22:33] staticfactory: oh man
[22:33] lukester247: I WANNA DO MORE THAN THATTTT! -the story of static and steamy... a love story by many people
[22:33] sgtsteamy12: have i ever told the story of the time i was chased down kettle creep by a honey badger and a bear named timber? *kettle creek*
[22:35] staticfactory: it sounds like a fantastic story steamy
[22:35] sgtsteamy12: ah well i would tell it but a chewies here for me at the door... irl
[22:36] Godspeedz: and i thought i was scared before the....event
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: I feel like I'm cheating on you
[22:36] staticfactory: it's okay, don't speak. just go. just.
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: shhh shhhh
[22:36] staticfactory: go.
[22:36] sgtsteamy12: okay
turns and walks into the sunset... feeling like i can now move on with my life. what steamy and static learned that day was that friendship isnt always black and white[22:37] staticfactory: it's true
