News Flash: MrJangles' skull is harder than diamond!

[eaglejake]

Scientists have recently begun doing tests on the dense-ness of a test subject's skull, namely, MrJangles.
Below are the results.

Conducting tests upon MrJangles.

The patient's skull does not seem to be giving way.

During testing, the heat became so intense that it destroyed our tools.


And there you have it, folks. MrJangle's skull is harder than diamond.

 

[kking1]

Must be hard headed!

 

[eaglejake]

That would be the joke.

 

[kking1]

in the name of science

 

[eaglejake]

That would be the joke.

I repeat.

 

[MrJangles]

The material used my head is of a rare source from a cave deep in the pacific ocean. Fourteen men were lost during extraction.

 

[eaglejake]

The material used my head is of a rare source from a cave deep in the pacific ocean. Fourteen men were lost during extraction.

^And that folks, is called AWESOMITE.

 

[MrJangles]

And I piss gold ore. That's right. Ore. I go through 3 toilets per week.

 

[eaglejake]

And I piss gold ore. That's right. Ore.

Literally, everything that comes outta this guy is gold. I bet he craps gold blocks...

 

[eaglejake]

And he's so awesome he can afford to go through three toilets per week.

 

[YourMacManDan]

I know one place where i could kill jangles...coff coff....outlands

 

[eaglejake]

I know one place where i could kill jangles...coff coff....outlands

GTFO YOU CANT KILL SOMEONE THIS AMAZING

 

[lukester247]

...coff coff....outlands

Learn spelling.

Harhar I'm down for it though

 

[Godspeedz]

There is one more way we must test this, diamond sword to the skull of the Jangles. If Jangles escapes unharmed, then his skull is the hardest material found on planet earth, natural or not.

My hypothesis:

Jangles - 1
Diamond Sword - 0

Let the experimenting begin!

 

[Tiggerxplur]

And he's so awesome he can afford to go through three toilets per week.

he pisses gold what did you expect?

 

[Stevz]

The material used my head is of a rare source from a cave deep in the pacific ocean. Fourteen men were lost during extraction.

I'm deciding which Inception reference I should use to this...

... 'We need to go deeper', 'Give him the kick' or '...Because I am the best extractor'.

 

[ekover97]

I'm deciding which Inception reference I should use to this...

... 'We need to go deeper', 'Give him the kick' or '...Because I am the best extractor'.

Any of the three would work in this case.

 

[YourMacManDan]

Learn spelling.

Harhar I'm down for it though

learn grammar.

 

[YourMacManDan]

Learn spelling.

Harhar I'm down for it though

learn spelling?

 

[AtomikDawn]

It's all a hoax!!