AssaultCommand
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ƈᴁᴫ yʘʊ ʁɚɐɗ ʇɧïʂ‽
btw, I think there might be a smudge on your screen.
In the depths of a cave, hear the monsters rant and rave:
Creepers, spiders, zombies, beings made of bones;
Sit around, twiddle thumbs – will the morning ever come? –
You may find that you go mad from all those moans…
Iron tools now in hand, you begin to scout the land;
Slaughter pigs and cows to help you on your quest;
So with pork in your pack (tightly strapped upon your back)
You prepare to undergo an epic test…