strikerpro
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Harold, the statue.
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STORY START:
One day in the city of Ponyville, a cute pony roamed around next to a swarm of parasprites. who wanted to eat some purple bumbleberrys and frolic Beside the Everfree. she found a blank flanked pony which reminded her to not hop over that tree. she couldnt remember where she had left her scarf.
so she maneuvered to her scarf to find it with twilight sparkle while rarity said "gross gross gross that was his greatest trait so dont squish it."
Those apples are so sweet and so tender with brown and green Manes and flanks. then one day, while rainbowdash circled around the church, a monkey shook a tree near the old park where pinkypie likes to frolic in a field of fallen apples where the pepper shakers attacked our hero and then took Princess Celestia's tiara. The wild witch who cackled crazily while flying away into the burning Everfree forest. She said "this is ...Horrible! All my base are belong to the evil Nyan Cat Armys. The end. MWAHAHAA.
Epilogue: There were no ponies left except for in ponyville, where twilight isa gay movie but in ponyheaven its still bad. there was a princess named luna who always knew when the moon hits your eye and makes you see the elements and fart alot. too bad she couldn't find where dead rainbow dash hid the beano. So she went to the store, out of nowhere something jumped from the planet pluto with fiery rage And killed her in cold blood.
Then applejack came and ate some moonpies that she poisoned with some 100% pony poison that she gathered. A block of Moa poison from the aether world similar to Minecraft but it has spheres instead of non sphere things. So as applejack was frolocking in Twilight Sparkle's library. Mr Jangles erupted and threw a fit because of his pissing gold house got griefed. He then proceeded to do things that he regrets. For instance, he poked lofp with his flaming stick and lofp yelled, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, you violated my pants and you really hurt my thing with which I like to ... censored for kids.
turn on lights with the pancakes release my syrup from it's container. Oh so sticky in my mouth. Pinkypie hops in the white van and yelled "Cupcakes are soooo gooood." nom nom nom "I can haz teh hamburgers plz? But the man was addicted to minecraft, so he ignored sweet pinkypie, digging straight down he fell in a sphere of deadly liquid called Pork. He didn't theorize the validity that it could possibly be anything that could kill a glorified tarantula, which sits upon the loamy putrescence loathed with massive abhorrence for his crazyed eyed blue haired little friend parasprite.
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This parasprite never fails to love everypony that makes love to notch, the creator. I accidentally a whole pile of cheerios, is that the best way To do that?? Is put my Thing in the box where the movers left on the grand piano. That piano was playing a song with a tune that sounded like Beethoven's fifth symphony, but it totally rocked my cheese was worth the wait for it cause I found a shiny metal pokem that often used splash on My poor rebecca My poor rebecca black so she spit on him and God said... screw you guys! I'm goin' home.
Epi-Epilogue: Then there a masochistic bovine made some sushi and ate it in front of the magnificient leoplueredon who then broke wind. The magnificent and sparkly gold pony of the sugar cane lands. ate the stupid dry hay from the left ear of his only sad cat poop who then established a sophisticated pair of tea glasses. Then the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis made him puke on his son's jar of cookies. The next day... My lovely mother made me pizza. It was pepperoni with cheesy crust it was so awesome that I almost called the police to tell What a potato named Bob Saget…could do whit all of this Shenanigans. I played with my awesome dog themed rollercoaster. I created the greatest of all things, which was nyan cat lol and then we saw the big fat and ugly cyst on his nose, but not the wart on it’s pet Ghast’s white-green forehead. Then the ghast took a huge wet kiss on his chapped lips. The Enderman child fought a big massively oversized greenish-yellow sweet potato casserole in honour of the cowboy mercenaries of el-presidio, because creepers baking beans. Is very similar to alien raiders who invade the Blueberry casserole of the blueberry kingdom. Here come the blueberry king that eats oatmeal with his father and Auntie from Bel Air. Suddenly a knock behind auntie blueberry. In came a large blue rhinoarues with a sword, a candy sword which smelled of a dead squirrel and tasted like fresh glowstone dust. Gross, it was seeing a giant in a tutu, jumping all around the mushroom island until he fell in a toilet that flushed him down the drain in Soviet Russia where foxes die a cruel death of monkey poo. It smelled so terrible, like Obama’s sweaty, greasy socks that were in oodles of fresh cabbage that smelled like a green horn. Sometimes I could taste it when I anthropomorphized. Lamps are ugly when they are eating chocolate pants. Milk-Chocolate pants! Steak is good. I LOVE LAMP! Lamps are POOP but lamps also don’t wipe when they use the sponge covered toilet and blow up Putin’s secret office which Obama runs in North Korea while eating a big, tasty poutine with a side of rootbeer and another poutine, then some more rootbeer tasted really bad. Then one day Flappy Birds returned and Obama died when Dr. Phil exclaimed his love for Taco Bell. Then Uncle Grandpa fought off some really ugly people named spongepunk and that bully Zaralink, who’s really awesome. That evening, a sheep with socks said bahh loudly and ate pasta. While running around killing cows mercilessly while eating pasta. Three little pigs named Sponge, Zara and striker were walking down the street road avenue blasting music out, crazy loud music, all the while, Alien was eating his daily helping of Zombie Flesh then ghwvgirl28 came and said “hi.” Then Putin nuked her feminine face and all was peaceful at last. Except that, the body was burned beyond recognition. So then mk decided to hack alien’s account. Then ghwvgirl28 came and was banned by mk and other nasty mods, who were clones. These clones would eat zara’s brains until Chuck Norris made Zara better by killing him with Sponge’s nuke and monkey’s poo. Seriously can we stop this madness? No! said the swimming rednosed reindeer. Which Mk was riding like santa whose beard was from Duck Dynasty while eating cookies and delicious melon while smacking ducks. “Quack quack quack.” Then he decided to ip-ban ghwvgirl28, making sponge laugh. “HA HA HA!!” “Do it, alien!” Then he posted “The deed’s done.” When suddenly McJagger started dancing with that fat farmer named Stevie Wonder who’s vocals were worse than Cptcarnage’s. Ghw unbanned yay! Monkey was confused, because Putin decided to declare war with a cow and the Russians. Russian cows attack! Then Canadian rednecks threw Canadian bacon and Murica nuked all the cheese. BACON without CHEEZE???? Bacon covered cheezy was all that was needed for Sponge’s master plan to attack the very ugly tomato with a deathly orange nerf gun that smelled like sponges soaked in cheesy mars bars and chicken deep-fried in a vat with long trains and hairy monkeys who were eating ghwvgirl28’s brains and (and) ugly Grazincows where were grazing on a pile of glowstone blocks. Then one day, a monkey died then zara aswell as maple decided to commit suicide yet stay alive. Not a surprise! We wished he jumped on top on blazing fire and a banana with hot sauce, did genocide to Lenor. We wish nukes were used. Lenor no longer stands, but instead the Tree god has taken over and he proclaimed sakura for everyone! (Sakura is cherry blossom btw) and Ghwv died. Then ghw lived and Deutsch was tossed into the Grand Canyon. He then prayed to the tree goddess to kill him. “Amen” he said as a watermelon hit his face and Deutsch ran. Then, he died. Alien was like, “Yes, I’m happy.” Deutsch was like, “I am dead!” and then, strikerpro spoke Japanese Fluently which caused ajoy throughout Earth and Deutsch screamed, as he died. Striker was hit by pretty girls who pulverized him with extraordinary love and big guns. Deutschland saved strikerpro like a boss. Strikerpro stabbed him. Deutsch was BETRAYED. Striker didn’t care. Then tripped on his own awesomeness. Ghwv flew away, then hit Walmart. Who threw a pie at Lenor. Deutsch laughed evilly as he died. Everyone was sad. Everyone was glad. DCL_ thought that his tree minions and the harolds were just awesome. Harold then smacked a lonely turtle who belonged to a fancy old tree named DCL_. DCL_ was kind, DCL_ was cool. But Harold was the true god who ruled all! Everyone adored it except Deutsch, who should have died in a fire, a hot inferno! That was stupid. Deut was mistaken, very mistaken indeed. So mistaken that the sheep-lords almost cried laughing! So…Deutsch was insulted. The lord laughed at deut’s face. The sheep spat on deut’s face. The sheeps said “It’s Taco Tuesday!” MCA celebrated it. We all ate spiced, retarded, takos. They were horrible. Just like strikerpro.
() The Marty Mcfly kicked Deutschland’s face. Deutschland63 suddenly fainted. Mcfly defeated deutschland63. Mcfly gained 15 XP. Deut finally died. Deut was defeated. Everyone was happy, everyone except for the tree goddess. The trees demanded Harold, the statue. The Gods then…