We are ssick of the sslaughter

[mobs.have.rights]

We, the underssigned, are ssick of the totally unwarranted sslaughter of our memberss.

Up till a few yearss ago we led a happy peaceful life, hanging around bassically just chilling out. We have done sso for many thoussandss of yearss.

Then ssome ROUNDhead called Notch comess along and invadess our land without sso much ass a "pleasse" or a "May I drop in, allow millionss of complete sstrangerss to invade your land, dig it up, rob you blind and chop you into little bitss?"

What the hell!

What did we do to deserve ssuch treatment?

Who the hell are you people anyway, you even fight and rob each other!!

We ressearched around and found Minecraft Addictss, who claim to be the Number 1, so we hold you and all your kind ressponssible.

Effective today, we want all killingss to sstop, all landss made good to their original condition and all of you to leave uss in peace and harmony... the way you found uss in the firsst place.

If not, there will be REPOCUSSSSIONSS!!!!! Don't ssay you were not warned.


Ssigned on thiss day 5th Jan 205689 (Mob Calander time)


Mobs Have Rightss,

Coalition Againsst Mob Disscrimination

 

[YourMacManDan]

I love Pandas. Cool right?

This made me lol.

 

[lofp]

stop attacking us and we will stop attacking you

and to be honest notch created the seed.

that was called upon by us.

you are then invited to be on that land or not

(mobs on yes or no)

so it stands that you are the invited party not the other way around.

and btw lol

 

[mobs.have.rights]

Panda'ss, what drugss are you taking??

It made you LOL, oh, how nice for you.

Honesst you talk about honessty to uss??, you have no idea howe thiss Notch roundhead "invented" Minecraft, do you.

Invited, remember the American Indianss, the Ausstralian Aboriginal, the New Zealand Maori, they were "invited" to coexssisst with their opressorss to, fat lot of good it did them!!

MHR

 

[mobs.have.rights]

And further, where iss our Avtar, what ssort of disscrimination iss thiss?

 

[Yennage]

It's your fault! You mobs are just too damn tasty, plus your less than reputable hostile brothers have refused the olive branch of peace on too many previous occasions, leading many of our people to simply assume that all mobs are alike and call for your immediate extermination.

 

[CommanderFluffy]

im so confused......

 

[lofp]

kill it with fire!

 

[mobs.have.rights]

plus your less than reputable hostile brothers have refused the olive branch of peace on too many previous occasions

Excusse uss, Hosstile?

Ssee, typical Empire mentality. We were here firsst, or iss that conveniently forgotten?

We even offered Notch Peacefull lands, and to be fair, many roundheadss have chossen thosse landss to occupy, we even ssacrificed ssome of our brotherss ass ssusstinance to ssuport you in your effortss.

But no, many have chossen to ignore the Peacefull landss offered and wissh to invade, desstroy and kill in our home landss.

Dear Commander Fluffy, yess, I know you are confussed, but it'ss ssuch an eassy decission, kill and evict perfectly peacefull beingss or not. Go back to World of Warcraft, COD and LEGO, leave uss alone, pleasse.

Ass we ssaid, the clock iss ticking, we will retaliate if our demandss are not met.

We are not powerless, look at today'ss newss, Bomb blasstss in Nigeria. There will be more demonsstrationss of our power.

 

[CommanderFluffy]

uhhuh.... so whose up for a little bam bam?

 

[Jeff1741]

Pleasse sstop with the ss'ss.

 

[mobs.have.rights]

Sso, now it'ss come to making fun of our accentss as well?

 

[CommanderFluffy]

accent in text.. ok.. i had enough.. yes it was funny. yes it was cute. now its just down right trolling.