Discussion: If Minecraft was real...

[YourMacManDan]

If Minecraft Was Real...​

Example:

If minecraft was real I could swim up waterfalls.

 

[jeff]

if minecraft was real i would probably be hooked on pain medication and other drugs to stop the voices in my head. a lifetime of digging and building has taken its toll.

the only thing i would have to show for all this hard work would be an over-sized mansion that is filled with piles of dirt and rocks.

 

[YourMacManDan]

If minecraft was real, i could hold the trunks of 1600 trees.

 

[lukester247]

If minecraft was real, I could wear a chestplste of diamonds.

 

[CommanderFluffy]

If minecraft was real... lots of kids that play on this server would be dead.

And if minecraft were real.... let's just say then whom or whatever created us has failed royally. Notch isn't a god.

 

[joenoodle]

if minecraft were real
herobrine would be my nija teacher and we would stop notch from making so many updates to piss of the developers... lol

 

[YourMacManDan]

If minecraft was real, I could wear a chestplste of diamonds.

which would weigh a crap load.

 

[Androcks]

If minecraft was real, no one would have to worry about being fat , skinny, or ugly. Just square.

 

[Tiggerxplur]

if minecraft were real...

 

[MrJangles]

If minecraft was real... lots of kids that play on this server would be dead.

lol ^

If minecraft was real, I'd use a gun instead of a ban hammer.

 

[BirdOnAWire]

woooo diamond shotgun!!

 

[kking1]

If minecraft was real, I'd build a nice country side house i've always dreamed of
and sit on the porch with my bow and arrow with 3 wolfies sitting next to me, shooting any sheepies coming by.
ahhh life.

 

[jdwsummer]

If minecraft was real, I'd be able to magically hold a house in my pocket! And ya know, computers would be huge, and cost millions of dollars to make.

 

[HyggeDrengen]

If minecraft was real:

I could run for hours without being tired.
I could chop down a tree in 5 sec.
I could place a single piece of coal in a oven, and then smelt 8 goldbars of it.

 

[Stevz]

If Minecraft was real...

- There is still land chunks yet to be loaded.

- The chicken came before the egg.

- The weather today will be rain, with patches of snow and thunderstorms.

- You get records from either your local Creep 'n' Arrow or you have to dig deep to find them elsewhere.

- Whatever object I place in the air stays in the air.

- Playas Gon' Play, Haters Gon' Grief and Creepers Gon' Creep!
(Might design a T-Shirt for this )

 

[YourMacManDan]

If Minecraft was real...

- There is still land chunks yet to be loaded.

- The chicken came before the egg.

- The weather today will be rain, with patches of snow and thunderstorms.

- You get records from either your local Creep 'n' Arrow or you have to dig deep to find them elsewhere.

- Whatever object I place in the air stays in the air.

- Playas Gon' Play, Haters Gon' Grief and Creepers Gon' Creep!
(Might design a T-Shirt for this )

indeed!

 

[Androcks]

If minecraft was
Real,
I could go up to a volcano , and scoop up lava in a bucket , and cook hot dogs with it.